NOT GOING
ANYWHERE? PROVOKE SOME SNICKERS
Captain
Spaulding finds defective logic in the
defection threats of Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger
and Robert Altman in Hooray For
Me!
THE KLEMPERER'S
NEW CLOSE
Captain
Spaulding gives the lowdown on Colonel
Klink and the late Werner
Klemperer in Hooray For
Me!
I Flunked Out of the
Electoral College!
Captured
Communique Reveals Secret Corporate Conspiracy to
Profit from Indecision 2000
The Java Jump
Morning
Coffee, a short film by John
Ambrosavage, premieres at Pandomag.com
The REAL Top Ten of
The Millennium
John Moe gives you "The Poultry
in Motion All-Millennium Top Ten Bestest Music
List"
Crazed LISTMANIA!
Todd Weber gives
you the "Best Of" the First
Few Days of the Year 2000, the 21st Century and
Third Millennium in Bedtime
Stories
Big Men, Big
Balls
John Moe tells
you how they're hanging in this in-depth NBA
Season Preeevue from Poultry In
Motion
Moe Unveils
Newest New Kids
Who are they? Only the
"bestest, most hunkiest, most top-notch
dreamy hubba hubba
kickin’-Scott-Baio’s-butt boy
band," says John Moe in Poultry In
Motion
What's Next For
Garth Brooks?
Millions rush to accessorize a waitress
uniform as the country superstar unveils Chloe,
his most challenging persona yet. Todd Weber is
there...
John Moe Makes TV
Even Better!
Comic Genius John Moe
previews TV's new fall lineup in Poultry In
Motion
Tinky Winky
Denied Brownie Membership
Controversy
continues to plague the enigmatic TV star,
according to Jeff Williams in �Blandwidth!
The Day Madison
Avenue Went Too Far
"When
Max suggested Motorhead's "Love Me Like a
Reptile" as a theme song [for Hillary
Clinton's Senate campaign] he was asked to leave
and to never come back," in Bedtime
Stories by Todd Weber
Ask Jeeves About
My Butt
John
Moe turns to the internet for answers to
some of lifes's, and JFK's, imponderables, in Poultry In
Motion
Give Me An Answer
if it is Good
Athlete/musician
John Moe gives you his take on this year's NBA
Draft in Poultry In
Motion
Corporate Rock
Still Smokes
Todd
Weber examines rock's Y2notOK future and sees
singer-songwriters ruling the world, 'droids
spouting literature, and oodles of Marlboro
children. In Bedtime Stories
Conquering the
World, One Crappy Job at a Time
What do Starbuck's CEO Howard Schultz,
Detroit Red Wing Steve Yzerman, and Seattle Band
Critter's Buggin' have in common? Find out in Cube
Farm Theater by Agent Moody
Can Danny
Partridge Still Rock?
On
the road again with a darkly experimental solo
project, TV's Bad Boy of Bass gives Todd Weber
his whole sad story, from succor at Juanita
Valdez to the disastrous Rumpelpunkskin. In Bedtime Stories
Looking For a
Job?
Agent Moody takes a humorous look at
truth and exaggeration in corporate job listings,
down on the Cubicle Farm Theater
Baseball's
Crumbling and That's OK
"This is your chance, America.
Baseball and it’s death wish are bigger than
you are. More powerful. Even kinda sexier. You
can’t stop it. Join it," says John Moe
in Poultry In
Motion
Confessions of an
Olestraholic
"We listened, we laughed, we gained
weight," says Patsy
"beat-the-bag" Killoran
Where's His
Slice?
Ne'erdowell cartoonist, John X.
Ambrosavage, goes to the doctor, with extremely happy
results...
No Job? No
Prospects? No Problem!
Not content with the Dead Presidents in
his unemployment check, funnyman John Ambrosavage
returns to the Battle of Britain for money-making
inspiration in Where's My Slice?
Bookies, Booze,
Boxing and Baubles
Tired of guilt-laden NPR fund drives,
John Moe suggests some unusual strategies for
feeding freebie radio. In Poultry In Motion
Confessions Of A
Punk Rock Dad
When Brahm's Lullaby doesn't
sedate the kids, try the Ramones, says Todd Weber
in Bedtime Stories
Wacky Email
Pranks...
Yowzah! It just doesn't get any more
whacked...
The Dick Van Dyke
Shows That Never Were
This is a crazed look at the legendary
sitcom from Hunter S. Thompson, Franz Kafka and a
rogue's gallery of other literary
viewpoints...
I Make TV Better
If it's Zany you want, then Zany
you shall receive in this hilarious TV Sendup!
The Ten
Commandments of Upstart Rock
Read and Heed !!! Also,
check out the 10 Condiments of
Upstart Rock!
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