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Juno: No Time For Emo
by Megan Seling

There should be a support group that writers can attend when trying to write about something that is beyond words. Or, if not that, then at least a handbook that we can refer to when put to this difficult task, because it’s hard. It’s hard to describe the indescribable. To me, when something is explained in any large extent of detail, the magic is lost. At the same time though, nothing can be left out or you deny that subject an acknowledgement of all present and worthy characteristics. I guess what it comes down to is, here I have written for you a story about one Seattle band, Juno. And, even though I have filled the article with hundreds and hundreds of words (1,953 to be exact), Juno still seems to be beyond all of them. Meaning? What you read here ain’t even the half of it.

Prior to my deciding to do a piece on Juno, I had listened, as a fan, to their 1999 release, This is the way it goes and goes and goes, more times than I did a New Kids on the Block album when I was ten. Trust me, that’s a lot. So going into this I thought I had everything figured out. I’ve read the lyrics, I’ve connected with them. I’ve seen the live show, I was blown away, every time. Juno wasn’t new territory to me. Of course, sitting next to singer/guitarist Arlie Carstens at some small coffee house listening to him tell me about his lyrics and his life made me a bit more nervous than when I’m say, standing in a crowd of 500 people watching him from a distance. But even when he’s off stage, the same conditions transpire, only this time it’s personal.

While watching Arlie sing, you feel for him as if you know him. And if you’ve ever seen a live Juno show, you’ll know what I’m talking about here. You feel for him not just because of the way he sings the words, with every ounce of emotion being spit out, but also because of what words are being sung. Words that are so powerful, at times he can’t even believe it.

"There have been times when we have played songs where I’m so shocked that I’m busting out and saying this shit, I will just slap my hand over my mouth. That is ridiculous that I’m gonna address that topic right now in front of these people. But you know, you have to. I have to."

The topics he is referring to include those of wrongdoing, tragedy and loss. He’s written about it all. Keep in mind, that also means he’s experienced it all. There’s no subject he won’t touch. Once it’s become part of his life, it’s fair game. He takes what he’s given despite what it is and creates from that something he can control and something he can understand. He creates words and music.

"The music that I write or the lyrics that I write are always, without fail, about real people and the real things that have happened in their lives. Writing music or writing lyrics, for me is a way of trying to make sense of why certain things happen, and to at times honor the lives of people that have been in my life."

The life he has lead would make a weak, even a moderately strong person crumble. Having to deal with the hurting and loss of inspirational and influential people more times than one should in a lifetime, the effects these situations have ensued on him hold a strong presence in his lyrics. One tear-jerking example is a line from "Young Influentials," a song that, when talking about it or performing it, can still cause him to choke up. He writes, "You saved for me a memory of my former-self but I won’t ask if you promise not to tell. Lord knows we really never had much else. Well it slides in real slow. You slide out real slow. When she died she was just 12 years old." See what I mean? Amazing.

But these amazing lyrics aren’t the only thing Juno has going for them. With the talents of additional band members, Gabe Carter (guitarist), Jason Guyer (guitarist) and Greg Ferguson (drums), Arlie’s lyrics are turned from solemn poetry to (as Jason recently described it via e-mail) "ripping, sad, organic, no-time-for-emo, rock."

But as you may have noticed from the list above, Juno is temporarily without a bass player, which may seem like it would leave them with less rock than usual. But the lack of the lower end of their sound hasn’t stopped them. Since Travis Saunders, the previous bassist, left the band, Juno has been writing new material while having friends fill in the gap. Nate Mendel of The Foo Fighters and Nick Harmer of Death Cab for Cutie have both lent their talents to Juno in practice sessions as well as in live shows.

And don’t think that the lack of a permanent bass player is negatively affecting the band. For the time being, it’s actually shaping up to be quite a positive turn.

"If anything, the new blood has brought with it an infusion of healthy unpredictability. Each bass player we clown around with adds something different, something original and in many ways something funny--as in ‘ha ha’--to the mix." Says Arlie of the situation.

Gabe agrees. "It’s like getting dumped by your girlfriend and having a supermodel ask you out. Nate’s a wonderful bass player, he’s our dream. He’s such a perfect fit in so many ways."

And then it happened, just as quickly my conversation with Arlie turned deep, my conversation with the two of them together turned into something from The Parent Trap, where they played off of each other’s jokes and finished each other’s thoughts.

As I asked about having to differentiate themselves as musicians or artists, Arlie began with an honest answer, but I should’ve known it would turn goofy.

"You just do what you know. If this is what you know you just do it and don’t apologize for it or act embarrassed about doing it. You’re just like ‘Okay this is what I am’ and go on about your day. Don’t be ashamed of it. Say it, do it, own it, celebrate it, try to get others to do it. If you’re ashamed to say what you are, as you’re doing it, than you’re discrediting yourself. Just own up to it."

Gabe points out, "There might be days where I’m not a musician at all, some days that’s all I am."

"Dude, like when I’m mopping my floors, or cleaning my bathroom…"

"You’re a janitor!"

"I’m a fucking janitor. That’s right! That is right."

From there, there was no going back. Once Gabe joined us, I saw a new side of Arlie, one where laughter presided and inside jokes were non-stop. Just as Gabe started to speak about the songwriting process, the basic who writes what and how, "Juno talk" reared its ugly head.

"People send back guitar parts all the time. It’s like ‘No, that guitar part’s bad, You’ve got to come up with something else.’ We let them come up with [the parts] all on their own but we veto each other all the time. Like, ‘that’s terrible, that’s candy.’ Or ‘that’s kooky fun times.’ Kooky fun times just makes them ashamed."

"Oh, it does. It’s so bad. And if you sing it to them…"

Gabe began singing to demonstrate, "Kooky fun times, kooky fun times."

Arlie continues, "If you sing their guitar part to them saying the words kooky fun times, it’s fucking harsh. We ruin each other, we fucking ruin each other. But one of the things I appreciate most about my band is I could come up with a guitar part and if playing that guitar part and trying to sing at the same time is going to be a pain in my ass, I can hand that guitar part over to Gabe or to Jason. My band mates and I are not afraid of giving each other each other’s parts. People don’t covet what they’re playing so much like ‘I’m the only that can do this.’"

Though Gabe jokingly pointed out, there are times when he is the only one who can do it.

For some reason it was hard for me to put Juno into the category of "funny." Based on their explosive and dramatic music, I just unfairly assumed they would be anything but. And, I guess I’m not the first, because Arlie is completely aware of the fact that people might write them off as being just like the next sad, quiet set.

"Did you ever think that people in a band that makes music that loud and that convoluted and that sort of dismal and miserable-as is much of the music that we make-did you ever think the people in that band would be hilarious?"

Arlie was right. I shortchanged them. I believed for more than a minute everything I’ve ever read about Juno. I fell for the "emo-core" write off they’ve been given in the past and assumed they were just like any other deep emotional, melancholy group of guys who like to sit around being miserable. But how many miserable guys will joke about the possibilities of Fugazi being another boyband cliché with matching fashions, choreographed dancing and headsets to boot?

When I asked who they thought would win in a fight, between themselves and N’Sync, (Hey, it’s a fair question. After all, there are only four in Juno right now as opposed to N’Sync’s five!) Arlie answered, "We would, because I can’t die. I’m like Lazarus, you fucking kill me and I’ll come back, it’s just doesn’t happen. My band mates could go yachting."

As for Gabe, he really doesn’t care. "I don’t feel one way or the other about N’Sync, they’re like The Partridge Family, like Brady Bunch to me. You just can’t work up the energy to hate them."

Arlie agrees, "They’re like moist towelettes, they serve a purpose."

"It’s like McDonalds, I don’t go there. It’s not pissing me off, I just don’t go there. I mean I guess if someone was rubbing a quarter-pounder in my face I’d start to get mad but…"

"Right, like if Fugazi was up there wearing like matching outfits and doing choreographed dancing I might take offense, I might be like ‘Man, Fugazi, you’re letting me down.’"

But just as quickly as the funny stuff came up, things can go back to being serious or at least completely from the heart. I was reminded of that when I received an e-mail from Arlie a few days following the second interview.

As Arlie wrote about his being in a band and continuing to create music, he stated, "I realized a long time ago that no one was going to walk up and give me the version of the world that I most wanted."

For some reason, to read that was distressing. Only because it made me realize that such a wonderful person has had to suffer such terrible times. But without a doubt, his strength has remained, Juno has remained and the results have been amazing. But keep in mind, to know Juno, you really must experience them. You have to attend a live show and allow yourself to get lost in it. If given the chance you have to find for yourself how great every band member is. Now that you know that, I’ll leave it at this. Juno is not limited to these words. They are beyond them. All 1,953 of them.

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