  Kill The
Lights
The
People's Column Archive
Starring
Reef Valmont
Here's
the most recent edition of Kill The Lights
Past
Editions of Kill the Lights:
A Seattle Legend
Says Farewell
After
four years and nearly 100 editions, Reef Valmont Kill
[s] The Lights for the final time
[December 2000]
Even Big Brother
Isn't Watching
Brittany
gets naked at Burning Man, Big George loses more
of his mind, putzing around with Julie,
and numerous destructive Big Brother
suggestions from Jed the Chubby Intern
Not Quite Real TV
Part III
Big
George gets a new name, putzing around
with Julie, Bye Bye Brittany, and more
constructive Big Brother
suggestions from Jed the Chubby Intern
Not Quite Real TV
Part II
The
triumph of Evil Richard on Survivor,
and as for Big Brother, shoot
the pug, please, and vote Brittany out of the
house, by Jed the Chubby Intern
Not Quite Real TV
The Inherent Misrepresentations Of Survivor/Big
Brother - Part 1, by Jed the Chubby Intern
Kill the
Lights, #88- Nicole Blackman,
Juno, Terrastock
Kill the
Lights, #87- WE ARE BACK BACK
BACK
Kill the
Lights, #86- Radiohead Are Just Genesis With a
Distortion Pedal
Kill the
Lights, #85- Blond Wig, French Vanilla Ice Cream
Kill the
Lights, #84- My Shaolin Column
Kill the
Lights, #83- Trace Elements
Kill the
Lights, #82- English Fire
Kill the
Lights, #81- A Spy in the House of Love
Kill the
Lights, #80- A Happy Go Lucky Life
Kill the
Lights, #79- Mod Fuck Explosion
Kill the
Lights, #78- Monkey On a Cross
Kill the
Lights, #77- Roses and Monkeys...
Kill the
Lights, #76- KTL is Walking...
KTL's List of
the Best NW Bands of 1999
Kill the
Lights, #75- I Will Play Demon Bass Licks on
Their Grave
Reef
Valmont's Top 75 Albums of the 90s
Kill the
Lights, #74- White and Green and Black and Blue
Kill the
Lights, #73- Supernaut
Kill the
Lights, #72- Black Nite Crash
Kill the
Lights, #71- The Devil in Miss Valmont
Kill the
Lights, #70- Car Crash Weather
Kill the
Lights, #69- Drive-By Columnist
Kill the
Lights, #68- Night of the Porno Closet
Kill the
Lights, #67- Wise Up Sucker
Kill the
Lights, #66- The Day the World Went Away
Kill the
Lights, #65- The Hair Witch Project
Kill the
Lights, #64- Something For The Weekend, Sir?
Kill the
Lights, #63- "Any Point of Light"
Kill the
Lights, #62- "Gimme Gimme Gimme Teenage
Head"
Kill the
Lights, #61- "Go"
Kill the
Lights, #60- "Lets Play" and Salma
Hayek
Kill the
Lights, #59- In The Electric Blue Chasm Where
Sanity Goes To Die
Kill the
Lights, #58- Irresponsible Hate Anthem
Kill the
Lights, #57- The Stars Look Very Different Today
Kill the
Lights, #56- Leave a Clean Camp and a Dead Fire
Kill the
Lights, #55- This is the Way it Goes and Goes
Kill the
Lights, #54 - Kicking, Squealing, Gucci Little
Piggy
Kill the
Lights, #53 - Do You, Don't You Want Me to Love
You?
Kill the
Lights, #52 - Love and Politiks
Kill the
Lights, #51 - Planet Upswing
Kill the
Lights, #50 - Golden Anniversary Guest Column by
KCMU's DeathClock John Richards
Kill the
Lights, #49 - It's Like Huggy Bear Never Happened
Kill the
Lights, #48 - Think of the Sea When You Murder Me
Kill the
Lights, #47 - 15 Chairshots to the Head and
Counting
Kill the
Lights, #46 - The Trouble With Tribute
Kill the
Lights, #45 - My Bloody Valentine & This
Bloody Town
Kill the
Lights, #44 - Retro Heavy Future
Kill the
Lights, #43 - KTL Top Ten 1998!!!
Kill the
Lights, #42 - Baaa, Motherfucker
Kill the
Lights, #41 - Wide Open Space
Kill the
Lights, #40 - Empty Bottles, Broken Legs
Kill the
Lights, #39 - Rant Rant Rant
Kill the
Lights, #38 - Jeffrey "Chate" Liles
Kill the
Lights, #37 - White Trash Receptacle
Kill the
Lights, #36 - Heartattack and Whine
Kill the
Lights, #35 - Subterranean Homesick Blues
Kill the
Lights, #34 - Intuitive
Kill the
Lights, #33 - Laying the Smack Down
Kill the
Lights, #32 - Kurt B. Reighley's Girl Group
Exposé
Kill the
Lights, #31 - Sicker Than You
Kill the
Lights, #30 - Back in Black
Kill the
Lights, #29 - If They Move, Kill 'em
Kill the
Lights, #28 - Inertia Creeps
Kill the
Lights, #27 - Here's Your Backporch Blues
Kill the
Lights, #26 - Who's the Bastard in the Black
Kill the
Lights, #1-25 - The Archive: The First 25
Volumes, More Info About Reef, and the KTL
Philosophy
E-Mail
Reef at: pandomag@rocketmail.com or pandomag@rocketmail.com
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